英語(yǔ)有趣的幽默的小笑話
學(xué)習(xí)好英語(yǔ)不止是死記硬背而已。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語(yǔ)的笑話，笑口常開(kāi)，好彩自然來(lái)
吠狗不咬人
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.
“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，
Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
得收二十五美元
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
我認(rèn)為我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。
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