英語有趣幽默的小笑話
學(xué)習(xí)英語就是要我們多多堅(jiān)持下去。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，有機(jī)會(huì)的要好好閱讀
母親的腳
To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to talk about a home-improvement project.
為避免我們的狗，萊希，糾纏來訪的客人，我母親常在愛犬喜歡呆的地方，即餐桌下面，摩昵它。一天，一個(gè)建筑商來談居室裝潢工程。
As he and my mother sat across the table discussing the renovations, my mother slipped off her shoes and mindlessly soothed Lacy with her feet.
在這人和我母親坐在餐桌邊談居室的修茸時(shí)，我母親滑脫了她的鞋子，開始不經(jīng)意地用腳摩蹭起萊希來。
My mother had been talking for about a half-hour when to her great embarrassment she heard Lacy bark outside the front door.
談話進(jìn)行了半個(gè)小時(shí)的時(shí)候，我母親突然感到很不好意思起來，因?yàn)檫@時(shí)她聽到了萊希在前門外的犬吠聲。
窗簾掛于何處
drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door . "Who is it?" asked one of the women.
一位軍事訓(xùn)練中士命令兩個(gè)年輕的女兵去油漆營房里的一間屋子，并一再強(qiáng)調(diào)不得把漆弄到她們的制服上。她們很懷疑能不把衣服弄臟，所以就把門插上，脫了衣服，裸體在里面油漆。大約一個(gè)小時(shí)過后，她們聽到有人敲門。“誰呀?”其中一女子問。
"Blind man, "came the reply.
“送窗簾的(與‘盲人’同音同詞----編者)，”來者答道。
Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.
她們覺得讓一個(gè)盲人進(jìn)來無妨，就開了門。
"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want these blinds?"
“哇，多動(dòng)人的人兒呀!”那男子驚奇地說，“現(xiàn)在你們想把窗簾掛在哪兒?”
這是Westinghouse對(duì)不對(duì)
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
一位女士打開冰箱門，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上，就問它：“你在那里做什么?”
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對(duì)不對(duì)?”
(Westinghouse，西屋電氣公司)
The lady confirmed, "Yes."
女士確認(rèn)道：“沒錯(cuò)。”
"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."
兔子說：“那就對(duì)了，我就是要往西邊去。”
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