妙趣幽默英語(yǔ)故事

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)妙趣幽默英語(yǔ)故事，希望大家喜歡!

　　妙趣幽默英語(yǔ)故事：精明的家庭主婦

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was buming.

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽(tīng)說(shuō)有一種爐子用起來(lái)可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。

　　She was very excited,and said: “That’"be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed."

　　她聽(tīng)了大為興奮，說(shuō)：“太好了!一個(gè)爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買(mǎi)兩個(gè)爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來(lái)了嗎?”

　　妙趣幽默英語(yǔ)故事：新員工

　　Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

　　一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。

　　"What is the meaning of this ? " the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years'experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.

　　“這是什么意思?”經(jīng)理問(wèn)，“當(dāng)你申請(qǐng)這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)，現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。”

　　"Well, " the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination. "

　　“嗯，”年輕人回答，“你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。

　　妙趣幽默英語(yǔ)故事：戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)格言

　　1. Friendly fire - isn't.

　　友軍火力一點(diǎn)兒都不友好。(美軍術(shù)語(yǔ)Friendly fire是指“被自己人誤傷”)

　　2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.

　　無(wú)坐力炮的后坐力大著呢。

　　3. Suppressive fires - won't.

　　壓制火力哈也壓制不了。

　　4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

　　你不是超人，陸戰(zhàn)隊(duì)員和戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)飛行員特別要緊記這一條。

　　5.A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

　　胸口被打個(gè)大洞，你就自然而然會(huì)停下來(lái)?！緎ucking是正在飆血的意思)

　　6.If it's stupid but it works,jt isn't stupid.

　　如果一個(gè)蠢方法有用，那它就不是一個(gè)蠢方法。

　　7. Try to look unimportant; theenemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

　　裝成無(wú)關(guān)緊要的人，敵人可能子彈不多，不想浪費(fèi)在你身上。

　　8. lf at first you don't succeed,call in an air strike,

　　如果你的攻擊沒(méi)成功，馬上呼叫空襲支援吧。

　　9.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

　　每當(dāng)你開(kāi)始進(jìn)攻時(shí)，炮兵也會(huì)越打越近。

　　10. Never shara a foxhole with anyons braver than yourself.。

　　水遠(yuǎn)別跟比你勇敢的戰(zhàn)友呆在同一個(gè)散兵坑里。

　　11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yoursalf.

　　永遠(yuǎn)別跟比你瘋狂的人一起睡覺(jué)。

　　12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

　　永遠(yuǎn)別忘了你手上的武器是由出價(jià)最低的承包商中標(biāo)制造的。

　　13.If your attack is going really well,it's an ambuSh.

　　如果你的攻擊進(jìn)行得很順利，那一定是你中了圈套。

　　14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

　　那支你以為是徉動(dòng)的敵兵其實(shí)是主攻部隊(duì)。

　　1 5. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:a.When they're ready.b.When you're not.

　　敵人總會(huì)在以下兩種情況發(fā)生時(shí)展開(kāi)攻擊：1)他們準(zhǔn)備好的時(shí)候：2)你沒(méi)準(zhǔn)備好的時(shí)候。

　　16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

　　任何作戰(zhàn)計(jì)劃在接敵之后都會(huì)變成廢紙。

　　17. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

　　完美的計(jì)劃是不存在的。

　　18. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

　　手榴彈的五秒引信總會(huì)在三秒內(nèi)燒完。

　　19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

　　散兵坑里不存在無(wú)神論者。

　　20.A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

　　逃跑的敵軍大概只是打算先撤退后反擊。

　　21. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

　　重要的事情總是簡(jiǎn)單的;簡(jiǎn)單的事情總是難以做到的。

　　22. The easy way is always mined.

　　好走的路總已被布上地雷。

　　23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

　　集體行動(dòng)非常必要：起碼敵人有其他目標(biāo)可以射擊了。

　　24. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

　　下要太顯眼，因?yàn)槟菚?huì)吸引敵方火力。因此，航空母艦被稱作“炸彈磁鐵”就不奇怪了。

　　25. Never draw fire: it irritates everyone around you.

　　不要吸引敵人火力：這會(huì)使你身邊所有的人都恨你。

　　26.1f you are shortOf evervthing but the enemy,you are in the combat Zone.

　　如果你除了敵人什么都缺，那你一定在交戰(zhàn)區(qū)了。

　　27.When you have Secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

　　你攻占一個(gè)地區(qū)后，確保敵人也知道。

　　28. Incoming fire has the right of way.

　　飛來(lái)的子彈有優(yōu)先通行權(quán)。(不要把身體擋在子彈的去路上)

　　29, No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

　　從來(lái)沒(méi)有一支完成戰(zhàn)備的單位能通過(guò)檢閱。

　　30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

　　從來(lái)沒(méi)有一支準(zhǔn)備好檢閱的部隊(duì)能活過(guò)戰(zhàn)斗。

　　31. lf the enemy is within range,so are you.

　　如果敵人進(jìn)入你的射程內(nèi)，別忘了你也在進(jìn)入了他的射程內(nèi)。

　　32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

　　唯一比敵軍炮火還準(zhǔn)確是友軍火力。

　　33. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.

　　必須要裝配在一起才能發(fā)揮效力的武器裝備不能一起運(yùn)送。

　　34. Things that must work together,can't be carried to the field that way.

　　必須要裝配在一起才能發(fā)揮效力的武器不能被一起運(yùn)到戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)。

　　35. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support

　　無(wú)線電總是在你急需火力支援時(shí)失靈。

　　36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

　　雷達(dá)總是在晚上和壞天氣時(shí)失靈，尤其是在兩者都發(fā)生的時(shí)候。

　　37. Anything you do can get you killed,including nothing.

　　你所做的任何事都可能送命，就算你什么都不做也一樣。

　　38. Make it too tough for theenemy to get in,and you won't be able to get out.

　　當(dāng)你防守嚴(yán)密到敵人攻不進(jìn)來(lái)時(shí)，那往往你自己也打出不去.

　　39.Tracers work both ways.

　　曳光彈是雙刃劍。(你更容易打中敵人，敵人也更容易找到你的位置)

　　40. lf you take more than your fair share of objectives,you wiu get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

　　如果你在行動(dòng)中完成了額外的任務(wù)，那么你總會(huì)被賦予這些額外的任務(wù)。

　　41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

　　當(dāng)兩軍都覺(jué)得自己快輸時(shí)，那他們可能都是對(duì)的。

　　42. Professional soldiers are predlctable;the world is full of dangerous amatours.

　　專(zhuān)業(yè)士兵的行為是可預(yù)測(cè)的：但世上卻充滿了萊鳥(niǎo)。

　　43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

　　“軍事情報(bào)”一詞中的軍事和情報(bào)是矛盾的o(intelligence一詞多義，同時(shí)也指_智慧n，這個(gè)雙關(guān)語(yǔ)是諷刺戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)上往往缺乏有頭腦的行為)

　　44. FortifY your front;you‘¨get your rear shot up.

　　腦袋和屁股從來(lái)不可兼顧。

　　45. Weather ain't neutral.

　　天氣不是中立的。(氣像狀況總是對(duì)你不利)

　　46.1f you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.

　　如果你記不起來(lái)自己親手布置的定向雷的指向，那這定向冒一定是朝向你的。

　　47. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down;sort 'em out on the ground.

　　防空座右銘：先把飛機(jī)打下來(lái)，再在地上區(qū)分?jǐn)秤选?/p>

　　48. Flies high,it dies;low and slow,it‘ll go.

　　飛得高，死得快：飛得又低又慢，就能完成目標(biāo)。

　　49. The Cavalry doesn*t always come tO the rescue.

　　不能把希望寄托在救兵身上。(言下之意是要靠自己，不要老想著會(huì)有人來(lái)救你。Cavalry在美軍俚語(yǔ)里就是-救兵一的意思，請(qǐng)想像一下當(dāng)你處身美國(guó)西部開(kāi)拓時(shí)期在野外被一大群印弟安人包圍的情景)

　　50. Napalm is an area support weapon.

　　凝固汽油彈一炸一大片。(別扔得太近)