優(yōu)秀經(jīng)典的英語笑話有哪些

　　學習英語可以是一個枯燥的過程，也可以是一個有趣的過程。小編在此獻上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　　英語幽默小笑話：馬克•吐溫的領帶

　　Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie.

　　一天，馬克·吐溫從斯托夫人那里回來，妻子因為他忘記帶領帶出門而責備他。

　　Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowe's door with a small package.Inside was a black necktie and a brief note: "Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half an hour this morning without this necktie. At the end of that time, will you kindly return it, as it the only one I have. Mark Twain."

　　不久，一個送信的人來到了斯托夫人家門口，還帶來了一個小包裹，里面裝著黑色的領帶和一張便條，“這是我的領帶，請您拿出來看一看。我想今天早上我在您家停留廠半小時，沒有帶領帶。時間到了，能請您歸領帶嗎，囚為我僅此一條。馬克·葉溫。”

　　英語幽默小笑話：愛因斯坦和他的司機

　　Einstein was on his way to another lecture, and he felt exhausted. His chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, Sir, I've heard your speech many times, 1 bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."

　　愛因斯坦在去另一個講座的路上，倍感疲倦，他的司機出了個主意:“嗨，先生，您的講座我已經(jīng)聽過許多次了。我打賭我能作這個講座，計您休息一個晚上。”

　　"Sounds great,"the scientist said.

　　“那太好了。”科學家說。

　　When they got to the auditorium, Einstein put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.

　　到了禮堂，愛因斯坦戴上了司機的帽子，坐在了后排。而司機走上講臺，開始講演。講演結束后，他問聽眾是否有什么問題。

　　One professor said "Yes". Then he launched into a highly technical question.

　　一個教授說有，并提出了一個高深的學術問題。

　　The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one,”he replied, "so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."

　　司機一時被問懵了，但很快就鎮(zhèn)定下來。“這很容易，”他說，“太容易了，我要讓我的司機來回答。”

　　英語幽默小笑話：以生命來報答

　　The English poet and satirist, Richard Savage, was once living in London in great poverty. In order to earn money he had written the story of his life, but not many copies of the book had been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand to mouth. As a result of his lack of food, he became very ill, but atter a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had looked after him, he got well again. After a week or two the doctor sent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't any money and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again, but still no money came. After several weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. In the end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, "You know you owe your life to me and I expected some gratitude from you."

　　英國詩人、諷刺作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺錢，他曾著書講述有關他生平的故事，但是這部書在書店里沒賣出幾本，薩維奇過著朝不保夕的日子。因為缺乏食物，他病得很厲害。后來，由于照看他的醫(yī)生醫(yī)術高明，他又恢復了健康。過了一兩個星期，醫(yī)生給薩維奇送來了一張討要診費的賬單，但是貧窮的薩維奇沒有錢來償付。醫(yī)生等了一個月后又送來了賬單，但仍然未索回分文。幾個星期后，他又送來賬單要錢。最后，醫(yī)生本人來到了薩維奇的家中，對他說:“你知道你欠我一條命，而我希望你能有所報答。”

　　"I agree," said Savage, "that I owe my life to you, and to prove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will give my life to you." With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled The life of Richard Savage.

　　“是的，”薩維奇說，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對你的診治并非不感激，我將把我的生命獻給你。”說著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫(yī)生兩卷書，名叫《理查德薩維奇的一生》。