趣味英語短故事

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)砣の队⒄Z短故事，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　趣味英語短故事：模仿鳥兒

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

　　"Imitate birds," the man said.

　　"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

　　"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”負(fù)責(zé)人問。

　　“模仿小鳥，”那人說。

　　“你在開玩笑吧?”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。

　　趣味英語短故事：戒酒演講

　　A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "

　　A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

　　以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”

　　這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”

　　趣味英語短故事：回憶

　　We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

　　Mother looked around at us all and said, "Well, where did you want to me to stop?"

　　我們總共十個(gè)人，聚在一起祝賀已成為寡婦的媽媽的八十歲生日。談的話題是我們家早年的艱辛，走著去上班，在“新衣會”里存錢準(zhǔn)備買衣裳。這時(shí)我姐姐說：“當(dāng)然，我們的生活沒法子不艱難，因?yàn)槲覀兗液⒆犹嗔?。媽媽，您為什么要生這么多的孩子呢?”

　　媽媽看了我們一圈說：“那么，你想讓我在哪兒停住呢?”

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