《老友記》第一季經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞

　　Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

　　Chandler：有時(shí)我希望我是一個(gè)同性戀(他們都注視著他)，我剛才說(shuō)的很大聲嗎?

　　Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

　　Ross：我昨晚告訴了爸爸媽媽?zhuān)麄兛雌饋?lái)還好。

　　Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?

　　Monica：哦?真的嗎?那么凌晨三點(diǎn)一個(gè)歇斯底里的女人打來(lái)的電話(hysterical 歇斯底里;sobbing )“我的孫子沒(méi)了，我的孫子沒(méi)了”這是怎么回事?打錯(cuò)電話了嗎?

　　Ross: Sorry.

　　Ross：對(duì)不起。

　　Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain (痛苦)right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

　　Joey：好吧Ross，聽(tīng)著，你現(xiàn)在正感到非常痛苦，現(xiàn)在，你很生氣，你很受傷，我能告訴你解決的方法嗎?

　　(Ross gestures his consent.)

　　(Ross 的姿勢(shì)表示贊同)

　　Joey: Strip(剝?nèi)? joint(接縫處) ! C'mon, you're single! Have somehormones(荷爾蒙) !

　　Joey：(Strip joint 這里指脫衣舞會(huì))!來(lái)吧，你是單身，有性趣求!

　　Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

　　Ross：我并不想變成單身的，明白嗎?我只是……我只是想重新結(jié)婚。

　　(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)

　　((這時(shí)候，正巧)Rachel穿著婚紗走進(jìn)來(lái)，并且在房間里到處尋找)

　　Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

　　Chandler：而我只是想要一百萬(wàn)元!(他張開(kāi)雙手希望獲得)

　　按：這個(gè)場(chǎng)景真的很好笑。Ross說(shuō)想在結(jié)婚，馬上從門(mén)外進(jìn)來(lái)一個(gè)穿著婚紗的美女，而Chandler立即開(kāi)始祈求得到一百萬(wàn)美元。

　　Monica: Rachel?!

　　Monica：Rachel?!

　　Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

　　Rachel：喔，上帝啊!你好!Monica，感謝上帝!我剛才去你家但是比不在那里，有個(gè)拿著大錘子的家伙說(shuō)你可能在這里，你真的在這里，真的在這里!