雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話

　　小編說(shuō)：這是全天下老板的心底話。。。

　　So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:

　　There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in

　　which you already have 2 days off per week， leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

　　You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available, for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I' ll be darned if you are going to take that day off !

　　如果你要求休息一天，那就讓我們看看你一直都要求了些什么:

　　一年有365天可以用來(lái)工作。其中有52個(gè)星期，每個(gè)星期中你都可以休息2天，這樣就剩下了261天可以用來(lái)工作?？墒窃诿刻飚?dāng)中你又有16個(gè)小時(shí)不工作，算起來(lái)這就是170天的時(shí)間，還有91天。你每天還要有30分鐘休息喝杯咖啡的時(shí)間，算起來(lái)每年就是23天，還剩下68天。每天一個(gè)小時(shí)的午飯時(shí)間，你又用了6天，還剩下22天可以用來(lái)工作。

　　通常每年你還要請(qǐng)2天的病假。這就只剩20天可用來(lái)工作?？晌覀兠磕赀€有5天的假日，這樣工作的時(shí)間就減到了15天。每年還有14天的假期，這就只剩下一天了，如果就這一天你還要休息，那我就要瘋了。