初中英語小笑話
初中英語小笑話
從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的調(diào)劑品 ,它使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的適合初中生的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
適合初中生的英語小笑話篇一
We're in the Same Boat
同病相憐
The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.
一位年輕人因?yàn)樗兄荒局频难劬Χ械椒浅Ｗ员啊?/p>
His friends would often invite him to dance parties,
他的朋友常會(huì)邀請(qǐng)他參加舞會(huì)，
but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.
但他從沒能鼓起勇氣邀請(qǐng)女孩子跳舞。
But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.
有一晚，他卻不經(jīng)意看見一位裝了一只木制義肢的女孩獨(dú)自傷心地坐在角落。
Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,
他很謹(jǐn)慎地走向她問道：
"Would you like to dance?"
“你要不要跳舞呀?”
"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.
“我要不要? ”她驚叫。
"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"
“哦，怎么了?你有一只木制的義肢 (而我有一只木制的假眼，咱們應(yīng)是天生的一對(duì)嘛!)。”
適合初中生的英語小笑話篇二
老馬識(shí)途
A young vice president of a bank had embezzled 0,000, and squandered it at the race track. The bank examiners were due the next day, and there was no way he could conceal his crime. What's more, when he told the sad tale to his wife, she packed her bags and left him.
一位年輕的銀行副總裁挪用了二十萬美金的公款，并悉數(shù)浪費(fèi)在賽馬上，銀行的督察第二天就要來視察，而他也沒辦法隱瞞他的不法行為。更糟的是，當(dāng)他把此一不幸的消息告訴他老婆時(shí)，她競(jìng)收拾行李，離他而去。
Totally despondent, the young man headed for the nearest bridge and prepared to throw himself into the river. Just as he was about to leap off, a hideous olci hag ran up to him, shouting for him to stop.
年輕人非常沮喪地走向離家最近的一座橋想投河自盡。就在他要跳下水時(shí)，一位面目可憎的老巫婆跑上前去，制止了他的行動(dòng)。
"You don't understand," explained the banker, and told her about his predicament.
“你不了解我的痛苦，”銀行家說道，并且把他的困境告訴老巫婆。
"Ha-ha," chortled the hag. "Why, that's nothing. It just so happens that I'm a witch, and I can solve all your problems "The witch seemed to concentrate, made some mystic signs and uttered a series of bizarre phrases.
“哈哈!”巫婆咯咯地笑，“那也沒什么，剛好我是個(gè)女巫，我可解決你所有的難題。接著女巫似乎全神專注地在空中比劃一些玄妙的符號(hào)，口中還念著一大串奇怪的話。
"There you are," she said triumphantly. "Not only is the money returned, but there's another $ 200,O0O in your safe deposit box And your wife is back at home and the whole matter has been erased from her memory. "
“你的問題我都幫你解決了，”她得意洋洋地說道，“不僅要回了你那二十萬，你的保險(xiǎn)柜里面還多了二十萬美金!你太太也已回家，而且我已從她的記憶中除去了這件不愉快的事!”
"My God, can this really be true?" exclaimed the man.
“我的天啊，你說的是真的嗎?，’那個(gè)人說道。
"Of course," replied the hag. "But if you want to keep it true, you must do one thing. You must take me to a hotel and screw my brains out. "
“當(dāng)然啦!”巫婆回答道，“但是你如果要我保持目前這個(gè)狀況的話，就必須答應(yīng)我一件事，帶我到旅社并和我做愛一個(gè)晚上。”
The man gulped, for the old woman was truly hideous, and smelt horrible as well. But seeing no alternative, he did as she requested, and holding his nose and averting his eyes, performed his duty manfully all night.
那個(gè)老兄吞了一口口水，因?yàn)榕撞坏L像可怕，而且渾身臭氣逼人。由于別無選擇，他答應(yīng)了她的要求，整個(gè)晚上他屏住氣息，別過臉避開巫婆的視線，不停地履行他的承諾。
In the morning, as he was getting dressed, the repulsive crone turned to him and said, "Sonny, how old are you anyway?"
隔天早上，銀行家正在穿衣服，那令人厭惡的丑老太婆面向他問道：“小老弟，你究竟多大年紀(jì)呢?”
"Thirty-three," replied the executive.
“三十三，”老兄答道。
"And don't you think you're a little bit old to believe in witches?"
“那你不認(rèn)為你實(shí)在年長得可以不相信有巫婆的存在了嗎?”
適合初中生的英語小笑話篇三
And Modest Too
也要謙虛為懷
"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,
“我要結(jié)婚的對(duì)象必須要像所羅門王一樣聰明，
as mighty as Hercules,
像赫克力士一樣強(qiáng)壯，
as brave as Admiral Nelson,
像納爾遜上將一樣英勇，
and as graceful as Nureyev. "
并和蘇聯(lián)芭蕾舞蹈家諾瑞耶夫一樣優(yōu)雅。”
"How fortunate we met! "
“很幸運(yùn)能見到你!”
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