英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯精選
笑話(huà),是民間文學(xué)中的一朵奇葩,具有語(yǔ)言詼諧、故事生動(dòng)、短小精悍的特點(diǎn)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇一
區(qū)別 Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.
"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。
“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話(huà)記在筆記本上。”
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇二
Lawyer’s Advice
律師的忠告
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by aman who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.
有一位醫(yī)生和一位律師出席一場(chǎng)雞尾酒會(huì)，當(dāng)時(shí)有一名男子走近這位醫(yī)生詢(xún)問(wèn)有關(guān)如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。
The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,
這位醫(yī)生就咕嚕咕嚕說(shuō)了一些醫(yī)療上的忠告，然后轉(zhuǎn)向這位律師。
"How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
并問(wèn)他：“當(dāng)你在社交宴會(huì)場(chǎng)合中被人詢(xún)間忠告的時(shí)候，你都怎么處理這個(gè)情形呢?”
"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
這位律師回答說(shuō)： “就寄出一張聽(tīng)取忠告的賬單呀”。
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a account.
下一天早上，這位醫(yī)生來(lái)到他的診療窒;開(kāi)出一張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。
That afternoon he received a 0 account from the lawyer.
而在那天下午他竟然就收到一張從律師那里寄來(lái)的一百元賬單。
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇三
A drunk 醉漢
A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.
有一位警官把一個(gè)在車(chē)道上穿進(jìn)穿出，迂回蛇行的男子攔到路邊。
He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir,I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
他走到這名男子的車(chē)窗旁邊說(shuō)：“先生，我要你對(duì)著這個(gè)酒精測(cè)試管吹一口氣。”
The man says,"Sorry officer I can't do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that I'll have a really badasthma attack."
這名男子說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起呀，警官，我不能吹呀。我是個(gè)氣喘病患者呀。如果我吹的話(huà)，我就會(huì)真的患很?chē)?yán)重的氣喘病。”
"Ok,fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
“ 好， 好。我要你到警察局進(jìn)行血液檢驗(yàn)。”
"I can't do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that,I'll bleed to death."
“我也能抽血檢驗(yàn)呀。我是個(gè)血友病患呀。如果我抽血檢驗(yàn)，我就會(huì)流血過(guò)多而死呀。”
"Well ,then we need a urine sample."
“嗯，那我們就要你進(jìn)行尿液檢驗(yàn)吧。”
"I am sorry officer I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that I'll get really low bloodsugar."
“對(duì)不起呀 ，警官，我也不能驗(yàn)?zāi)蜓?。我也是一個(gè)糖尿病患者呀。如果我驗(yàn)?zāi)虻脑?huà)，我的血糖就真的會(huì)變得很低。”
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
“好吧，那我要你出來(lái)到這邊，走這條白線。”
"I can't do that,officer."
“警官，我辦不到呀。”
"Why not? "
“為什么辦不到?”
"Because I am too drunk to do that."
“因?yàn)槲液鹊锰砹?，所以不能那么做呀?rdquo;
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇四
Butcher and Lawyer
肉商與律師
A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.
有一只狗，跑進(jìn)一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺(tái)子上搶走。
Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
很幸運(yùn)地，肉商辨認(rèn)出’這只狗是屬于他鄰居的。
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。
Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,
這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。于是他就打電話(huà)給他的鄰居說(shuō)：
"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of themeat?"
“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會(huì)為這塊肉的損失費(fèi)用負(fù)責(zé)任嗎?”
The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"
這名律師回答說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然會(huì)呀，這塊烤肉多少錢(qián)呢?”
"."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for .
“八元。”幾天后，這位肉商收到一封郵件，里面有一張八元的支票。
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
這張支票卻附上了一張發(fā)票，上面寫(xiě)著：
Legal Consultation Service 150.
“法律咨詢(xún)服務(wù) ：一百五十元。”
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇五
Three Doctors
三個(gè)醫(yī)生
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird fliesoverhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說(shuō)：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來(lái)像-只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥(niǎo)飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥(niǎo)手冊(cè)說(shuō)
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥(niǎo)嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但是這兵鳥(niǎo)飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥(niǎo)擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇六
Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
給我那個(gè)打贏的吧
-- 服務(wù)員，
這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。
-- 對(duì)不起，先生，這只肯定打過(guò)架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個(gè)打贏的吧。
英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇七
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買(mǎi)些新的衣服。
孩子們玩了個(gè)把小時(shí)，在四點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，姨媽領(lǐng)著迪克走進(jìn)了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并對(duì)他說(shuō)：“喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切為二，給你妹妹一塊。不過(guò)，你得記住要做得像一個(gè)紳士那樣。”
迪克問(wèn)：“像一個(gè)紳士?紳士怎樣做呢?”
他姨媽馬上回答說(shuō)：“紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。”
迪克說(shuō)了一聲“噢”。他對(duì)此想了一會(huì)，然后，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，并對(duì)她說(shuō)：“凱瑟琳，你來(lái)把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧。”
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