英文小笑話集錦
寓言和笑話是我國(guó)勞動(dòng)人民長(zhǎng)期以來(lái)積累出來(lái)的語(yǔ)言精華,通過生動(dòng)、簡(jiǎn)明的故事來(lái)揭示深刻的道理和內(nèi)涵。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
新員工 A New Employee
A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
新員工
一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。
這是什么意思?經(jīng)理問，當(dāng)你申請(qǐng)這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)，現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。
嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
一分一塊錢 A dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a 0 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and change.
一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺(tái)前等待。
考試結(jié)束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張?jiān)嚲砩蟿e著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”
第二堂課，教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Does He Bite 它咬人嗎
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來(lái)和他玩一會(huì)嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
里基：這正是我想要查明的。
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
最佳興奮劑 The Best Stimulant
A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
病人跟醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，請(qǐng)給我一些可以振奮、刺激、充滿斗志的藥。”
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“別擔(dān)心，這個(gè)拿去，看到這張帳單以后，你要的這些就都會(huì)有了。”
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng) Two hearts beating
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護(hù)士：手術(shù)后你感覺怎樣?
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)。
護(hù)士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
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