關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯
,冷笑話一般指笑話本身因?yàn)闊o聊、諧音字、翻譯、或省去主語(yǔ)、不同邏輯、斷語(yǔ)或特殊內(nèi)容等問題,或由于表演者語(yǔ)氣或表情等原因,導(dǎo)致一個(gè)笑話不能達(dá)到好笑的目的,較難引人發(fā)笑而成冷場(chǎng)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯篇一
No Fooling!
不要瞎混!
"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "
“請(qǐng)對(duì)我溫柔一些，親愛的!”新婚之夜新娘對(duì)新郎說道。“我是個(gè)處女。”
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.
“你是個(gè)處女?”她丈夫吃驚地叫道，
"But you've been married three times. "
“可是你已經(jīng)結(jié)過三次婚了啊。”
"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
“沒錯(cuò)，親愛的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位藝術(shù)家，他只想看我的身體。
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
我的第二任丈夫從事廣告業(yè)，而他只是告訴我那件事會(huì)有多美好。
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. "
我的第三任丈夫是位律師，他總是說：“下星期我就回來看你。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯篇二
Getting into His Work
專注于工作
The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.
一位神父非常關(guān)切教區(qū)內(nèi)一位年輕美麗的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住處討論她的懺悔。
"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?"
“現(xiàn)在讓我把事情搞清楚，”神父說道，“這個(gè)年輕人跟你出去他是不是像這樣把他的手臂繞在你的肩膀?”
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的，神父，還有更糟的事情呢。”
"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"
“他也像這樣把手放在你的大腿上嗎?"
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的，神父，還有更壞的呢。”
By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.
此時(shí)神父已被刺激得興奮莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元?dú)獬渑娴睾退銎饜蹃恚?ldquo;他也這樣做嗎?"神父問道。
"Yes, Father, and worse, "
“是的，神父，還有更糟的呢!”
“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"
“有什么還比我剛剛所做的更糟呢?"
"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."
“恐怕，神父，他把淋病傳染給我了。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯篇三
Can't You Be Little More Supportive?
你能不能多支持我一點(diǎn)?
The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,
一位年輕的政客打電話給他母親，高興地說道：
"Hey, Mom, I just won the election! "
“嘿，媽，我剛贏得這次的選舉呢!”
"Honestly, dear?" exclaimed his mother.
“你沒在騙我吧，親愛的?”他的媽媽驚叫。
" Aw, Jeez, Mom, do you have to bring up something like that at a time like this?"
“喔，媽!在這種時(shí)刻你還要提出像這樣的問題嗎?(你這時(shí)還不相信我嗎/你還以為我是政客的虛假作風(fēng)嗎?)不相信我嗎?”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯篇四
The Perfect Solution
完美解決之道
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
史拉伯總統(tǒng)和他的幕僚正搭機(jī)橫越美國(guó)上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
忽然間他心中突發(fā)奇想，
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "
“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個(gè)人高興一下。”
"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
“總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個(gè)人高興呢?”
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
著名的國(guó)務(wù)卿建議道。
“Golly,Mr.President, why don't you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
副總統(tǒng)派翠基接著說：“啊，總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個(gè)人高興呢?”
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window andmake everybody happy?"
這時(shí)飛機(jī)駕駛員轉(zhuǎn)身說道：“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外，好讓每個(gè)人都高興呢?”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版的笑話帶翻譯篇五
And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots
把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去
The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened.
一位未曾有過作戰(zhàn)經(jīng)驗(yàn)的將軍非?；炭?，因?yàn)榈诙鞂⒂袀€(gè)戰(zhàn)役要面對(duì)。
Seeking inspiration, he looked into the history of great commanders and learned that Wellington had always dressed in red for battle,
為了尋找靈感，他翻查了歷年來偉大將領(lǐng)的檔案，發(fā)現(xiàn)威靈頓將軍每次戰(zhàn)斗中都身穿紅色衣服，
so that his men would not realize if he were shot.
萬一他被射傷的話，他的士兵也不會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)。
Instantly he called in his adjutant and ordered a pair of trousers in a rich, dark brown.
于是他傳了副官進(jìn)來并指示手下做了一條深褐色的褲子。
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