一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話
一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語(yǔ)言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂(lè)或諷刺。小編精心收集了一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
After hearing that of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
“Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”
“Oh, he didn't kill himself,” Mr. James replied.
“I hung him up to dry.”
一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里?
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生
一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開(kāi)了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過(guò)來(lái)。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)：“我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒(méi)有。”
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇4
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一個(gè)大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
一分鐘小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇5
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。
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