關于食物的英文笑話閱讀
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。學習啦小編整理了關于食物的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關于食物的英文笑話篇一
Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said,"I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"
素食主義者
一個人和他的朋友聊為什么他會是個素食主義者.
他朋友說“我不是素食主義者是因為我熱愛動物”
他說：我是素食主義者因為我恨蔬菜
(笑點：他朋友愛動物所以吃動物,他只吃蔬菜是因為他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉)
關于食物的英文笑話篇二
Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
問 你怎么做(內卷果醬或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答：你把他們從阿而卑斯山上推下去.
笑點是 Swiss roll是一種蛋糕的名字,回答的人是一個詞一個詞理解的.
關于食物的英文笑話篇三
Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
問 什么是平衡飲食?
答 就是用兩個手吃同樣數量的餅干.
看了“關于食物的英文笑話”后，學習啦小編分享“祈禱”!
"Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
兩個小男孩在他們的祖父母家過夜。睡覺時間到了，這兩個小男孩跪在床上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱著，“我祈求有一輛新自行車……我祈求有一個新游戲機……我祈求有一個新錄像機……”他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他一下，說：“你為什么這么大聲地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聾子。”弟弟聽了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀!”"
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