英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
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英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot."
一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開(kāi)了后，再用你的腳把門推開(kāi)。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for .Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for .Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯(cuò)誤地) typed ad.
一個(gè)人衷愛(ài)的馬死了，他打算在報(bào)上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。無(wú)意中報(bào)紙?jiān)趶V告語(yǔ)中加了個(gè)逗號(hào)，讀起來(lái)成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。馬上就有人詢問(wèn)這則廣告，這馬的價(jià)格真是太便宜了，詢問(wèn)者說(shuō)，馬有什么毛病嗎?哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：叛徒的相對(duì)定義
Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is aman who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is aman who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."
有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?”父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開(kāi)我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的人。”有希望的青年人：“那么，離開(kāi)他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?”父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：構(gòu)成世界的肥皂
Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher:And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!
老師：自然界的四大元素是什么?
學(xué)生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
老師：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
學(xué)生：肥皂。
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