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雞蛋在哪里Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里?
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生
猴子撈月
One day,a little monkey is playing by the well.
一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。
He looks in the well and shouts;
它往井里一瞧，高喊道：
“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!”
“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里頭啦!”
An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,
一只大猴子跑來(lái)一看，說(shuō)，
“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!”
“糟啦!月亮掉在井里頭啦!”
And olderly monkey comes over.
老猴子也跑過(guò)來(lái)。
He is very surprised as well and cries out;
他也非常驚奇，喊道：
“The moon is in the well.”
“糟了，月亮掉在井里頭了!”
A group of monkeys run over to the well.
一群猴子跑到井邊來(lái)，
They look at the moon in the well and shout:
他們看到井里的月亮，喊道：
“The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!”
“月亮掉在井里頭啦!快來(lái)!讓我們把它撈起來(lái)!”
Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch.
然后，老猴子倒掛在大樹(shù)上，
And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands.
拉住大猴子的腳，
All the other monkeys follow his suit,
其他的猴子一個(gè)個(gè)跟著，
And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.
它們一只連著一只直到井里。
Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky.
正好他們摸到月亮的時(shí)候，老猴子抬頭發(fā)現(xiàn)月亮掛在天上呢。
He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!”
它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了!月亮還好好地掛在天上呢!”
湯姆是個(gè)小孩
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買(mǎi)了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了，然后買(mǎi)了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)票。 一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她，“你為什么要買(mǎi)那么多票啊? 你見(jiàn)到了幾個(gè)朋友?" "沒(méi)有， 我里面沒(méi)朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門(mén)的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"
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