英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯精選
笑話大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂(lè)性。本文是英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：我是教歷史的
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table
一位歷史老師和他的妻子在吃飯
the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".
妻子問(wèn)到：“工作上有什么新鮮事嗎?”丈夫回答說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，我是教歷史的。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：看這只死去的小鳥(niǎo)
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.
突然，黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥(niǎo)。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看這只死去的小鳥(niǎo)。”她悲傷地說(shuō)。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問(wèn)道：“哪，在那?”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。
The family was standing around his bed.
他的家人都站在床邊。
With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。”
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
妻子說(shuō)：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人。”
Johnson: "But I want you to."
約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做。”
Wife: "But why?"
妻子：“為什么?”
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。
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