英語(yǔ)小笑話大全初二水平
英語(yǔ)小笑話大全初二水平
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了初二水平英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
初二水平英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
what do I get
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?
湯米：漢堡。
初二水平英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家里沒(méi)人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西!
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：謝謝!我們什么也沒(méi)留下!
初二水平英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"
酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"
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