關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話九年級(jí)對(duì)話
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話九年級(jí)對(duì)話
英語(yǔ)笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會(huì)密切相關(guān)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于九年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，歡迎欣賞!
關(guān)于九年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇1
總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“我動(dòng)了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說(shuō)道：“你覺(jué)得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴!”
關(guān)于九年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇2
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
約翰尼：嗯，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜](méi)看到另外那塊。
關(guān)于九年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇3
businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一個(gè)生意人走進(jìn)一家酒館，在吧臺(tái)坐下，點(diǎn)了一杯加冰的雙料martini。
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirtpocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務(wù)員把杯子滿上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bringanother double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務(wù)生幫他把杯子滿上。
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell mewhy you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
這時(shí)酒館的服務(wù)生說(shuō)話了，“呃，老兄，我整個(gè)晚上給你倒martini都沒(méi)有問(wèn)題，但你得告訴我，你為什么在點(diǎn)下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I knowit's time to go home."
生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的一張照片。如果照片上的人開(kāi)始變得好看起來(lái)，那就說(shuō)明我喝得差不多了，該回家了。”
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