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　　趣味幽默笑話：數(shù)學沒及格

　　My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.

　　我兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學的學生，大學一年級就上了系主任的表揚名單。第二年他學心理學，剛幾個星期他就給家里打了個電話。

　　"Mom,” he said excitedly, "I have found the answer to surviving college 1 It isn't the grades that are so important , but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I’m lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!”

　　“媽媽，”他激動地說:“我找到了如何在大學里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分數(shù)，而是具備將學到的知識應用于日常生活的素質。我很幸運地有了這種奇妙的經歷。”

　　"And just what does this mean?" I asked.

　　“你到底是什么意思?”我問道。

　　"I' m flunking math.” he replied.

　　“我數(shù)學沒及格。”他回答說。

　　趣味幽默笑話：提升

　　Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great!” I said. "You can always use more money.”

　　我們的兒子克里斯是位于斯泰茲波羅的南佐治亞醫(yī)科大學的預科生。他很幸運地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他給家里打電話，告訴我們他得到了提升。“太好了!”我說。“你可以多花一些錢了。”

　　There was a slight pause before Chris responded，"Well，I didn’t exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys.”

　　克里斯停頓了一會兒，才回答說:“嗯，準確地說我倒沒有多拿錢。但是他們確實多給了我?guī)装谚€匙。”

　　趣味幽默笑話：你是哪一個

　　My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.

　　我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學讀書。經歷了太多的危機，也厭倦了受到與其他大學生相同的對待之后，有一天我給家里打了個電話，就我獨有的問題尋求安慰和理解。

　　When my dad answered，I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As 1 paused to catch my breath, he said，"O. K.，honey. . . now, first of all，who is this?"

　　爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開始歷數(shù)我大學生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說:“好啦，親愛的……現(xiàn)在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個?”