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      史上最搞笑的英語笑話

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        笑話一:

        Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

        Mom: No, Honey, what?

        Kate: A nice teapot.

        Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

        Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

        笑話二:

        Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.

        Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?

        Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

        笑話三:

        The thief and the judge

        It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

        "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

        "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

        "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

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