經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯
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經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話1
The English poet and satirist, Richard Savage, was once living in London in great poverty. In order to earn money he had written the story of his life, but not many copies of the book had been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand to mouth. As a result of his lack of food, he became very ill, but atter a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had looked after him, he got well again. After a week or two the doctor sent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't any money and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again, but still no money came. After several weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. In the end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, "You know you owe your life to me and I expected some gratitude from you."
英國(guó)詩(shī)人、諷刺作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過(guò)著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺錢，他曾著書(shū)講述有關(guān)他生平的故事，但是這部書(shū)在書(shū)店里沒(méi)賣出幾本，薩維奇過(guò)著朝不保夕的日子。因?yàn)槿狈κ澄?，他病得很厲害。后?lái)，由于照看他的醫(yī)生醫(yī)術(shù)高明，他又恢復(fù)了健康。過(guò)了一兩個(gè)星期，醫(yī)生給薩維奇送來(lái)了一張討要診費(fèi)的賬單，但是貧窮的薩維奇沒(méi)有錢來(lái)償付。醫(yī)生等了一個(gè)月后又送來(lái)了賬單，但仍然未索回分文。幾個(gè)星期后，他又送來(lái)賬單要錢。最后，醫(yī)生本人來(lái)到了薩維奇的家中，對(duì)他說(shuō):“你知道你欠我一條命，而我希望你能有所報(bào)答。”
"I agree," said Savage, "that I owe my life to you, and to prove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will give my life to you." With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled The life of Richard Savage.
“是的，”薩維奇說(shuō)，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對(duì)你的診治并非不感激，我將把我的生命獻(xiàn)給你。”說(shuō)著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫(yī)生兩卷書(shū)，名叫《理查德薩維奇的一生》。
經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話2
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year，his history professor failed him in his examinations，and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However，his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
杰克在一所大學(xué)學(xué)歷史。第一學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，歷史課教授沒(méi)讓他及格。學(xué)校讓他退學(xué)。然而，杰克的父親決定去見(jiàn)教授，強(qiáng)烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來(lái)年的學(xué)業(yè)。
"He’s a good boy，"said Jack’s father,"and if you let him pass this time，I’m sure he’II improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.”
“他是個(gè)好孩子，”杰克的父親說(shuō)，“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會(huì)有很大進(jìn)步，學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，他一定會(huì)考好的。”
"No，no，that’s quite impossible，"replied the professor immediately.“Do you know，last month I asked him when Napoleon had died，he didn't know”
“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答，“你知道嗎?上個(gè)月我問(wèn)他拿破侖什么時(shí)候死的，他都不知道。”
"Please sir, give him another chance,"said Jack’s father. "You see I'm afraid we don’t take any newspaper in our house,so none of us even knows that Napoleon was ill,"
“先生，請(qǐng)?jiān)俳o他一次機(jī)會(huì)吧。”杰克的父親說(shuō)，“你不知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗覜](méi)有訂報(bào)紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”
經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話3
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
文學(xué)課上，一個(gè)學(xué)生問(wèn)老師是否看過(guò)一本最新的暢銷小說(shuō)。老師說(shuō)還沒(méi)有看過(guò)那本書(shū)。
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
“太讓人吃驚了，”這個(gè)學(xué)生說(shuō)，“這本書(shū)已經(jīng)出版好幾個(gè)月了。”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
“那么你看過(guò)莎士比亞的《哈姆雷特》嗎?”老師問(wèn)。
"No，”said the student.
“沒(méi)有。”學(xué)生回答道。
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”
“太遺憾了!你最好快點(diǎn)兒，因?yàn)檫@本書(shū)已經(jīng)出版了好幾百年了。”
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