簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯欣賞
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯欣賞
你，小時(shí)候太丑，長(zhǎng)大了太瘦，臉皮子太厚撿便宜沒夠。工作時(shí)太軸，開車時(shí)太肉。打麻將太臭，講笑話不逗。本文是簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯：Lucky Number 5
Frank believed that five was his special number.
弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運(yùn)數(shù)。
He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street.
他生在5月5日，有5個(gè)孩子，住在東55街555號(hào)。
At the track on his 55th birthday, he was surprised to find a horse named Numero Cinco running in the fifth race.
55歲生日那天，他意外的發(fā)現(xiàn)，有一匹叫五號(hào)(西班牙語(yǔ)) 的賽馬將參加第五場(chǎng)賽馬。
So five minutes before the race, he went to the fifth window and put five thousand down on Numero cinco.
因此，在比賽開始前5分鐘，他到五號(hào)窗口，在“五號(hào)”賽馬上押了五千美元。
Sure enough, the horse finished fifth.
果然，那匹馬得了第五。
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯：A Case for FBI
FBI的工作
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
FBI總部的電話響了。
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
“你好，是FBI嗎?”
"Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice replies.
一個(gè)聲音回答說：“是的，您有什么事?”
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood," the man says.
這個(gè)男人說：“我打電話給你們是想告發(fā)我的鄰居湯姆。他把大麻藏在他們家的柴火堆里了。”
"we will investigate," say the FBI agent.
FBI官員說：“我們會(huì)調(diào)查的。”
On the next day, the FBI goes to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood find no marijuana ,curse at Tom and leave.
第二天，F(xiàn)BI來到湯姆家，搜索了柴房，劈開了每塊木頭，結(jié)果沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)大麻。他們?cè){咒了湯姆一通就離開了。
The phone rings at Tom's house.
這時(shí)，湯姆家的電話響了。
"Hey, Tom ! Did the FBI come and chop your firewood?"
“嘿，湯姆!FBI去你家劈柴了么?”
"Yes they did." Tom answers.
湯姆說：“嗯，他們來了。”
"OK, now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."
“好，現(xiàn)在該你給FBI打電話了。我們家的花園還沒耕過呢。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯：
我想我得配副眼鏡
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
病人：“醫(yī)生，我想我得配副眼鏡。”
銀行職員：“你當(dāng)然需要!這里是銀行。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯：吹牛大賽 比父母
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
"Yes," said the Navy brat.
"My dad has built them."
Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
"Yes."
"It's my dad who's killed it!"
一個(gè)年輕的陸軍士兵跟一個(gè)海軍士兵吹牛，說他爸多么了不起。
“我爸是個(gè)工程師。他什么都會(huì)。你知道阿爾卑斯山么?”
“知道，”海軍說
“我爸建的。”
年輕的海軍說：“那你知道死海么?”
“知道。”
“那可是我爸弄死的”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話翻譯：The thief and the judge
法官與小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問。
“采購(gòu)圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購(gòu)物多早?”
在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。
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