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有關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇一
不必再看眼科醫(yī)生了
It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally,she made an appointment for me.
我己經(jīng)很多年沒(méi)做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個(gè)號(hào)。她越是督我,我越是耽擱不去。最后,她替我掛了個(gè)號(hào)。
The day before I was to see the doctor,I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,
在我去見(jiàn)醫(yī)生的前一天,我的情緒特別好。我對(duì)妻于又是親又是抱,還說(shuō)她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.
"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."
她說(shuō):“這回眼睛沒(méi)問(wèn)題了,那我現(xiàn)在就去把號(hào)退了。”
有關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇二
看法不同
After my husband,John,and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska,our new friends,proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads,teased us about the Mid-west's dull,flat,treeless land. When my parents,Nebraska farmers,visited us,I asked them about their trip.
我和丈夫約翰從內(nèi)布拉斯加搬到密西根后,我們新認(rèn)識(shí)的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過(guò)引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩,連株枯樹(shù)都沒(méi)有。后來(lái)我父母從內(nèi)布拉斯加的老家來(lái)看我們,我問(wèn)他們對(duì)旅途的感受。
What a boring drive,"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."
我父親抱怨著:“枯澡,乏味,一進(jìn)入密西根,除了樹(shù)什么都沒(méi)有。”
有關(guān)于英文小笑話故事篇三
按規(guī)定辦
One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left,so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.
有一天,我從信箱里取出一個(gè)紙條,上面寫(xiě)著:“試投包裹單。”郵遞員已經(jīng)走了,但我還是追上了他,向他要包裹。
"I didn't bring it,"he replied. "I just brought along the slip."
“我沒(méi)帶來(lái),”他說(shuō),“我只是給你捎了個(gè)單子.”
"You're supposed to try to deliver the package. "I said."Please bring it tomorrow.“
“你應(yīng)該負(fù)責(zé)送包裹吧,”我說(shuō):“那你明天帶我把它帶來(lái)吧。"
“可以”他告訴我,“但是你得在上午九點(diǎn)之前給郵局打個(gè)電話,再提醒一下這事.”
"Okay,”he told me,"but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a. m..”
“我現(xiàn)豐就去打。”
"I'll phone them right now.”
“現(xiàn)在可不行。”他說(shuō)。
"You can't,"he said.
“為什么?”
" Why not?"
“因?yàn)?你打電話找的是我,而我現(xiàn)在不在郵局.”
"Because you have to talk to me,and I'm not there."
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