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　　外國(guó)英語趣味笑話：所謂真正的“結(jié)婚禮物”

　　A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:

　　我的一個(gè)朋友告訴我，這件事發(fā)生在她的一個(gè)朋友的身上。

　　She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’11 just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.

　　她要去參加一個(gè)婚禮，需要帶一份結(jié)婚禮物，她一想，“啊!有了，我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候收到了一個(gè)刻有名字的銀盤，我還沒有用過，我可以去找銀匠，讓他磨掉我的名字換上我朋友的名字，就是它了!一個(gè)實(shí)惠的結(jié)婚禮物。”

　　So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray，shook his head，and said，.Lady, you can only do this so many times!”

　　于是她帶著銀盤去找銀匠，問他能不能磨掉上面的名字，換上一個(gè)新的。銀匠看了看盤子，搖了搖頭說:“夫人，你已經(jīng)這么做了無數(shù)次了吧。”

　　外國(guó)英語趣味笑話：我們會(huì)在九點(diǎn)到五點(diǎn)之間到達(dá)

　　A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:

　　一個(gè)俄國(guó)人不停地?cái)€錢，最后他終于可以買車了，他來到了國(guó)營(yíng)百貨店訂汽車，卻被告之:汽車io年后才會(huì)送到，于是這個(gè)男的問:

　　"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"

　　“會(huì)在上午還是下午送到?”

　　"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”

　　“你有什么可以擔(dān)心的呢?從現(xiàn)在起還很長(zhǎng)的一段時(shí)間呢。”

　　"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.

　　“因?yàn)楣茏庸?huì)在早晨到。”

　　外國(guó)英語趣味笑話：亞伯拉罕.林肯現(xiàn)在做什么

　　Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

　　根據(jù)你從歷史書了解到的知識(shí).你認(rèn)為亞伯拉罕·林肯如果今天還活著的話，他會(huì)在做什么呢?

　　(1)Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

　　(1)寫有關(guān)美國(guó)內(nèi)戰(zhàn)的回憶錄。

　　(2) Advising the President.

　　(2)向總統(tǒng)提建議。

　　(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

　　(3)在他的棺材里拼命地抓_