英語幽默的有趣小笑話
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兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
我的狗不識字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識字。”
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識字。”
誰欠誰錢
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.
律師的狗，沒有拴而到處閑逛，它來到一家肉店，偷走了一塊 烤肉。店主來到律師的辦公室，問道“如果一條沒栓的狗從我的商店里偷了塊肉，我有權(quán)利從狗的主人那里要回?fù)p失嗎?律師答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗沒栓而且今天從我的店里頭了塊肉”，律師什么都沒說，馬上給他寫了一張支票。一些天后，店主打開郵箱，發(fā)現(xiàn)一封來自律師的信，信上寫 道：咨詢費250美元。
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