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英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話1
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說(shuō)道:“蘭登，你在這門(mén)課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。”
"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”
“是啊，”蘭登說(shuō)，“他沒(méi)法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”
英語(yǔ)單詞解析：
recitation
n.[U][C]背誦，朗誦，當(dāng)眾吟誦
nettle
vt.惹怒,使惱火
ambition
n.[U][C]雄心，抱負(fù);野心
conquer
vt.&vi.得勝，勝利;攻克，攻取
英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話2
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.
我們的老師正在給我們介紹現(xiàn)在某些學(xué)校使用的一種新的記憶訓(xùn)練系統(tǒng)。
“It works like this，”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet-Robert Burns，for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman，a bobby in flames. See? Bobby Burns!”
“這個(gè)系統(tǒng)是這樣的，”她說(shuō)。“假定你要記住一個(gè)詩(shī)人的名字一一例如，要記住羅伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告訴我們把他當(dāng)作博比·彭斯。“讓你的腦海里閃現(xiàn)出一個(gè)倫敦警察的形象，燃燒著的警察。明白嗎?警察燃燒!”
“I see what you mean，”said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that it's not Robert Browning?”
“我明白你的意思，”班上的萬(wàn)事通說(shuō)。“但是你怎么能說(shuō)那就不是羅伯特·布朗寧呢?”
英語(yǔ)單詞解析：
poet
n.詩(shī)人
bobby
n.[C][英][口]警察
英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話3
35. Greek
35.希臘語(yǔ)
Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well.
戴先生是英格蘭北部一個(gè)大城市里的中學(xué)教師。在暑假期間他通常到法國(guó)或德國(guó)去度幾周的假，他的法語(yǔ)和德語(yǔ)都講得相當(dāng)好。
But one year Mr. Day said to one of his friends，“I’m going to have a holiday in Athens.But I don't speak Greek, so I'll go to evening classes and have Greek lessons for a month before I go.”
然而有一年，戴先生對(duì)他的一位朋友說(shuō):“我準(zhǔn)備上雅典去度假?？墒俏也粫?huì)講希臘語(yǔ)，所以去雅典前刻名先去夜校進(jìn)修一個(gè)月的希臘語(yǔ)課程。”
He studied very hard for a month，and then his holidays began and he went to Greece.
他很用功地學(xué)了一個(gè)月后，他的假期也接著開(kāi)始了，于是他就去了希臘。
When he came back a few weeks later，his friend said to him，“Did you have any trouble with your Greek when you were in Athens，Dick?"
幾周后，他回來(lái)了，他的朋友問(wèn)他說(shuō):“迪克，你在雅典時(shí)，鍘爾的希臘語(yǔ)有沒(méi)有遇到困難?”
"No，I didn’t have any trouble with it,"answered Mr. Day.“But the Greeks did!”
戴先生回答說(shuō):“沒(méi)有，我的希臘語(yǔ)用來(lái)得心應(yīng)手，倒是那些希臘人遇到了麻煩。”
英語(yǔ)單詞解析：
Athens
n.雅典(希臘首都)
Greece
n.希臘
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